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HIGHLIGHTS FROM "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE'S WEEKEND UPDATE WITH COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE" April 13, 2019

“WEEKEND UPDATE” ANCHOR COLIN JOST – “This Monday is Tax Day, so if you haven’t paid any taxes yet, you’re Amazon.”

JOST – “Disney announced that in November it will launch its new streaming service called Disney+. As in, you now have to get Disney + Hulu + Netflix + Amazon + a Playstation + cable. Even though in the end, you’ll say, ‘There’s nothing good on, let’s just watch “Law & Order.”’”

JOST – “A new study lists the best city in the U.S. to raise a family is Moscow, Idaho. While the worst is once again, Handsy Uncle, Maryland.”

JOST – “Paramount had begun developing a new movie called, ‘Summer Nights,’ which will be a prequel to the classic movie ‘Grease.’ A prequel that will finally explain why everyone in that high school was in their late thirties.”

“WEEKEND UPDATE” ANCHOR MICHAEL CHE – “In a recent study, scientists created 3D scans of dolphin vaginas and found that a dolphin’s clitoris is remarkably similar to a human woman’s. Said the night janitor and Sea World, ‘Well, I coulda told you that.’”

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